dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in


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harrystylesexposed:

"you can’t blame all white people for slavery" and you can’t blame all muslims for 9/11 but that don’t stop you


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lolzpicx:

Snapchatting in public

lolzpicx:

Snapchatting in public

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saddestblogger:

when u throw a banana peel in mario kart and end up hitting it on the next lap

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nonlinear-nonsubjective:

no i dont want to be a billionaire to live a lavish lifestyle i want to be a billionaire to be financially secure and have enough money to give people things and support charities and fund kickstarters and leave hundred dollar tips


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WHEN MY FRIEND GETS SLOPPY DRUNK AND I HAVE TO DELIVER HER TO HER BOYFRIEND

dejanentendu:

college-life-crisis:

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I almost spit out my water


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princcess:

The moment of pure panic when accidentally activating Siri in a quiet place


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