canadumb:

thinsiqnificant:

canadumb:

*ducts tapes my laptop together*

*duct tapes my life together*

isnt that what i said

iygrittenothing:

ryuyosei:

killipan-jones:

purrim:

purrim:

why are blonde jokes so short?

so men can remember them

this took an unexpected turn

Not if you just asked for directions.

(Source: sendificator)

oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

riddlemetom:

remember when everyone on tumblr was like DO NOT SPEAK OF TUMBLR OUTSIDE OF TUMBLR we don’t want attention this place is a secret don’t let the muggles in

and now several celebrities like Beyonce, Jimmy Fallon and John Green are on here, it’s one of the biggest social networks and is said to become more popular than facebook

hummelberry:

hummelberry:

i wonder why triangle shaped sandwiches taste better than square ones?

google is telling me square one’s are ‘too overwhelming’ for some people